signs of insanity

i'm sure the majority of people know that saying about the signs of insanity.
the first sign of insanity is having hair on the palms of your hands.
the seconds sign of insanity is looking for them.

amusing, and gets me every time.
but right now i have two different signs of insanity.
for me, the first sign of insanity is assuming i'm pregnant without a test
and the second sign of insanity is declaring war on the fetus that might not even be there.
disregarding any harm i may cause myself.

that is the end of this post, for the benefit of pro-life activists who might try to shoot me.